Snake Jokes by Hempland School, York
What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set?
A boa Constructor!
How can you tell if a snake is a baby?
It has a rattle!
What's a snakes favourite TV program?
Minty Python!
What is another word for a python?
A mega-bite!
What do snakes wrrite at the bottom of their letters?
With love and hisses!