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Snake Jokes by Hempland School, York

What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set?

A boa Constructor!

How can you tell if a snake is a baby?

It has a rattle!

What's a snakes favourite TV program?

Minty Python!

What is another word for a python?

A mega-bite!

What do snakes wrrite at the bottom of their letters?

With love and hisses!